These are the best of times. These are the worst of times. This is a time of wisdom. This is a time of stupidity. A time of light. A time of darkness. A winter of despair and spring of hope. Everything is ahead of us. Nothing awaits us. We're all going to heaven. We're going straight to hell. There’s too much of everything, too little of everything! And all this brings us to Café Théâtral.

In a basement in the heart of the city, people gather every night to open themselves up with songs and music. The most sensitive of the sensitive, the most charming of the charming, and the craziest of the crazies’ step onto the cabaret stage! Café Théâtral now opens its doors to everyone.

Authors of the idea, directors → Karmo Nigula and Hendrik Toompere jr
Playwright → Andrus Kivirähk
Lyricists → Laur Lomper, Andrus Kivirähk, Kairi Kruus, Teele Pärn, Vaiko Eplik, Ülle Kaljuste, Karmo Nigula
Artist → Illimar Vihmar
Costume Designer → Kärt Ojavee
Assistant to the Costume Designer → Carmen Kremm
Lighting Designer → Sander Aleks Paavo (Ugala Theatre)
Movement Director → Villiko Kruuse
Vocal Coach → Kaire Vilgats

Cast → Viire Valdma, Ülle Kaljuste, Hilje Murel, Teele Pärn, Tõnis Niinemets, Tõnu Kark, Rein Oja, Raimo Pass, Laine Mägi, Karmo Nigula, Hendrik Toompere jr

Band → Kristjan-Robert Rebane, Madis Muul, Marten Altrov, Ahto Abner

The performance has no intermissions and lasts for one hour and 40 minutes.
The performance includes cigarette smoke, stage smoke and coarse language.
Premiered on 2 December 2022 in the large hall.